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He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."18. Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks!

But watch this quick video now, as he's only going to leave this up for a couple of days. A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.-Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I’m afraid to.” An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.An elderly couple in their 80's were going to Florida.

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