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4) “I love to laugh.” Everyone loves to laugh, that’s why it’s laughter.

5) “I love listening to music.” Oh, well then do we having something in common!

I’ve always been reluctant to advise people on how to construct their dating profile, because there’s really only rule: be yourself. If you’re an intellectual, don’t be afraid to talk about books, or politics, or…pipe smoking. And if you’re looking for something real and substantial, a genuine connection with someone you could be with for a long time – say that too.

And let me ask you this, if she’s uncomfortable filling out a profile, how is it gonna go when we have to actually go on a date? 7) “Looking for a generous man.” I know that doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re a hooker, but it kinda makes it sound like you’re a hooker.

1) “Looking for a partner in crime.” The only crime we’re going to be partners in is your eventual murder if I have to read this on Match one more time.

I know you’re trying to be cute and spunky, but it’s reading more “kooky aunt who never updates her material” than “flirty soulmate.” 2) “I don’t own a TV.” You might as well say, “I send bombs through the mail.” Look, it’s totally fine not to be into TV.

(Another cliché statement that is being used by thousands of other women) A great date can be staying at home with a movie and popcorn, or a night on the town. I made myself a promise a few years ago to take a vacation somewhere new, out of state, every year. Well, that is a little about me if you are interested say hello and we will chat. ” *********************** This profile gets a higher grade because it reflects on the writer’s character and her personality.

It’s a bit negative and has a few red flags but other than that – it’s not bad!

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